Patch 4.1.11 News

Browsing the main World of Warcraft website I came across interesting test realm notes that I wanted to share. The Devs are working hard on bringing the first content patch for Cataclysm with plenty of fun features WOW players have never seen before.

Important: As always the Devs remind us that patch notes are never final nor can one ever expect a solid patch without several buggy hotfixes afterwards. Sporadic and non-sensical changes can and will be made as players oogle the new features and forget to test for actual bugs on the testing realm.

General:

  • Flying Mounts are now armed with ownage missiles. Keybind the new rockets spell to the 'spacebar' key and watch as the uber missiles seek out your enemies and destroy major faction cities in one hit!.
  • Dead players now automatically resurrect with permanent rez sickness. Learn to play better and not die if you wish to avoid the Spirit Healer's debuff.
PVP:

The following Battlegrounds have been removed due to lack of player/Dev interest and overall un-creativity.
  • Alterac Valley
  • Strand of the Ancients
  • Wintergrasp
Classes:

  • All ground spell effects now display the same glowy circle. 
  • Standing in Fire now grants a ten second debuff that forces characters to run around in a circle while yelling,  'Omg it burns'.
  • Druids: Savage Defense now grants immunity to all damage. Rejoice bears, you can tank again!

New Features:


Player housing: Characters can now explore new areas in Azeroth to choose where to settle down. The option to build a hut, fortress, or castle will appear once a property has been selected. All housing will be phased to everyone but the owner and owner's party.

Personal Harem: Romance is in the air in World of Warcraft. Players can now choose to settle down with another player or raise an entire harem of lovers. If a player chooses the harem option the potential applicants must first pass three rigorous love tests to join. The tests consist of charm, dance, and cooking. Work hard on those secondary professions and prove your romantic prowess.


Rock Studio: Once thought of as a good humor joke the fun idea finally has been implemented as a mini-game within World of Warcraft. Choose your path wisely and grab your guitar to make a bid for star power. Rise to fame or fall to depravity; the choice is yours to make. Rawk on!

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Happy Aprils Fool Day!

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