Warcraft Fanfiction: Eternity Gazette

The Eternity Gazette is an idea that I had on my role-playing realm for a newspaper of sorts for Azeroth. For visitors not familar with the World of Warcraft game. Basically, in WoW there are two factions: Horde and Alliance. These two factions immensely hate eachother but are at a sort of peace treaty to not all out kill one another. Unfortunately there are incidents where it happens. In the  game players can choose to raid the city capitals of the opposing faction to either earn honor points or for just plain glory/fun.

Let me tell you about one such attempt!

One day the Alliance decided to try to raid the city capital of the Horde which is called Orgrimmar. Fortunately for the Horde; they didn't even get past the front door. Tons of deaths occurred and skeletons of the Alliance littered the streets. So the idea came in to start taking pictures and even role-play a bit.

Here is what I made: A Horde news reporter that was giving details about several events that happened the day of the Alliance raid. Sorta like a news broadcast I guess! The piggy one below is a magical transformation occurred when my character ate a Devitate delight fish. Normally it turns your character into a pirate or ninja, but in my rather odd session it looked like I was a cute anime piggy! It was a graphics glitch of course but I certainly enjoyed it while it had lasted.

Reporter Xing Orca on the scene: "Further reports state that as the Alliance thrusted a futile attempt to overtake the mighty Horde the VS duo of Torment gracefully swept into IronForge. As expected, the drunken Dwaves and dinky gnomes fully recognized the mighty strength of the Horde; laying down arms and all power. With great swiftness, the new King was elected and placed into power effective immediately."

Reporter Xing Orca on the scene: "In other news, piggy mania is declared through-out Azeroth. However the elusive Snow piggy is still yet to be found. Top Orgrimmar officials deny the existance..."