Fanfiction: OMG! Top Model


When a picture of Alexstrasza was shown to us by MMO-Champion, my first thought was, 'She looks just like Slyvannas' new model!' Imagine then my reaction when I found out that Ysera also shares the same model figure. The more I think about the situation the more all kinds of comical situations pop up in my head. Who raided whose closet first? Sylvannas' revamp was first, therefore, the dragon sisters snuck into Undercity to loot the epic plate bikinis for themselves.Oh the implications...the sheer scandal! Blizzard's quirky obsession with half-naked Blood Elf females continues.

Sylvannas is not happy with the idea at all. She confronts the dragon sisters with a striking accusation.

 
A contest of power has begun. Determined to not lose to one another the trio of ladies commence showing off their deadly cape skills!.
Suddenly, Jaina teleports onto the stage! She wants to stop the competition. Will this Mary Sue manage to wreck the contest? The whore---I mean, horror!
(*Queue the epic fight music here*) Dun dun dun dundundun....
The contest is long forgotten by the trio as their common foe is vanquished. The idea of visiting the local Starbucks is happily suggested and agreed upon. Meanwhile, Jaina twitches onstage.  "Medic...."

The End

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